I said something really dumb a few days ago, clearly out of sheer inspiration due to this video..
Of course, when I first tweeted this, I was only joking.. however, due to the amount of banter that followed as a result, I have vowed to follow through with such a task. I will not fail you internet. 5k by May 10th. Think it can be done? I've got some funky dance moves that say it's possible. Click on my tweet to retweet the original post.
Given the amount of variations that Berney beholds. I shall do the Bernie, or Burnie, in accordance with your feedback. Comment on the above YouTube video and subscribe to my channel and I will select 5 locations at random to get crunk nasty at. LET THE ASSHATTERY BEGIN!